The upcoming re-release of Cyber Troopers: Virtual On Oratorio Tangram(lovingly abbreviated as “VOOT”) has begun a revitalizing of a long-dormant community.
However, the unique control system for Oratorio Tangram(or OraTan for the short-short abbreviation) may not be ported over and I wanted to explain exactly how two digital sticks are the very heart and soul of Virtual On.
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Two Sticks of Fury 9
reeses or tabasco? 1
Everybody’s talking about it. Couple of days in jail, whole town changes, etc.
There are two camps over this currently: the Rails side(”Whoo! Chocolate in my peanut-butter! Less magic and plugins that don’t explode randomly between versions!”), and the Merb side(”DHH is going to defenestrate us all! They won’t taste great! These books from the tech section are out-of-date six months earlier than usual!”
I’m mostly in the Rails camp(due to work), with a little of the Merb camp. It would be nice to keep them existing as separate frameworks, if only because of the other elephant in the room: the Rails-branding(read: money) and need to provide splashdown points for decamping Java webapp programmers. However, the Merb team seems to think this won’t be an issue, so I’ll reserve judgment for when the behemoth finally appears.
In any case, the fact that DHH and the Rails team are willing to adopt formal APIs, clearly define module boundaries, and leave monkey-patching behind is a welcome sign.
testing to irritation 2
So after wasting spending a few days checking out other test frameworks for Ruby/Rails, I’ve come up with this:
Rspec:
The Textmate plugin is barely useable; it appears to have a completely different manner of loading files versus the standard spec command(placing a spec file next to its target and doing a simple ‘require’ worked for the spec binary; the Textmate plugin waves its hands desperately). Wolf howls and tumbleweed are all that is received from asking about it on the #rspec IRC channel.
The bundle works OK under Rails,but of course now the simple use of cache_fu is freaking it out when coming to fixtures(and not even guarding the acts_as_cached statement with ‘defined?’ works because rSpec hooks into Kernel and does all kind of crazy voodoo).
This post gushes about “rspec leaving TDD in the dust”, I’ll believe it when some more consistency is gained.
rspec’ers are going to accuse me of being another idiot user who can’t set up their system correctly. I’ve setup Mysql multiple times(binary release, DarwinPorts, Macports, version) and made countless other mistakes(and fixed them) on my G4 laptop since 2004; I have a hard time thinking that some obvious mistake I’ve made is gumming up the works.
Shoulda would be a nice alternative(plugs into existing test/unit, but it depends heavily on autotest, and autotest still petulantly refuses to believe in namespaced Rails controllers, despite the availability of a patch. I may try updating the patch in the next day or two and giving it another go, but after two days and negative productivity gains, my gut feels like sticking with Test/Unit and friends, because They Just Work. And Just Working is rated higher in my book, no matter what sexy new features are in abundance(like mocking/stubbing)
sittin’ calm after pres butan 2
Last Monday, the Rails pseudo-content-management-system that I’ve been working on for the past nine months went live at the Yakima Herald.com, replacing a 4-year old system that ezmobius designed as his first Rails project.
This one’s brand-spankin’ new: Rails 2.0 from the get-go, fairly proper REST(where possible), using a dedicated SQL database, adherence to clean design(again, where possible), and copious use of plugins.
(current favorites: has_finder, thinking_sphinx, acts_as_state_machine, will_paginate, and acl_system2).
Granted, there’s still holes, and I’m already working to fix some poor architectural assumptions I made four months ago, but the newsroom is breathing relief at not having to jump through server hoops anymore(which weren’t ezmobius’ fault so much as limitations of tech and budget at the time).
Now eagerly waiting to see if I merit one of the expected Internet replies:
- “Newspapers are no different than blogs! You’ve wasted your time reimplementing Mephisto! You’re dragging the rest of us Ruby folk down by not implementing something new that nobody’s ever seen yet!”
- “Man, Rails isn’t really cut out for building a CMS. Why didn’t you use Drupal or Django? Fail, dude, fail.”
- “Obviously your paper has money to throw away if they let you sit around for nine months instead of buying Ellington!
- “you use rails haha i could hav don it in a month with PHP u suk”
My human brain needs beer now.
“you keep on preaching the high road, and we’ll take the low road”
In the wake of the Intel-OLPC fallout, the chief designer of the OLPC technologies asked Groklaw about ideas for an open hardware project. Even better, it made me aware that OLPC itself is still an ongoing process, rather than being cut-n-dried.
To me, this tickles my inner-struggling-hardware-geek in a really good way. Not just in Jepson’s commercial efforts in the “making components public and affordable” part, but also in her advocation of the “we’ve got no vendor secrets, here’s the exact part-list, schematics, and source-code” method of development.
Of course, making it open isn’t a guarantee of success(OGP, OpenMoko), but it’s a nice perceptual move away from the Wintel alliance’s long standing policies of “we know what’s best for you, and there are no user serviceable parts inside”.
(Yes, my reading list for the past two months has included Stross’ Halting State and Vinge’s Rainbow’s End)
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